Timothy "Twain" Newcomb 289E

What is your name, activation number, and pledge semester?
Tim "Twain" Newcomb 289E, Fall '08

What is your favorite man law?
Is it acceptable for a man to leave his fellow men and leave with his women? No. However, this rule may be overturned if she is deemed attractive enough by said men.

How did you become a Christian?
The Spirit

What did God teach you this summer?
To step back.

When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?
After I found out I couldn't bring Dinosaurs back and the position of "World Dictator" didn't exist, I decided I would be a ninja, and eventually take Chuck Norris' job. Since that decision, I have been training for the position to this day.

What is your greatest strength?
Jesus! Ha! How's that for a cliche' answer?

Favorite Bible verse(s)
"The people walking in darkness have seen a great light; On those living in the land of the shadow of death a light has dawned." Isaiah 9:2

"The light shines in the darkness, but the darkness has not understood it." John 1:5

"Though we live in the world, we do not wage war as the world does. The weapons we fight with are not weapons of the world" Romans 9:21

"For our struggle is not against flesh and blood but against the ruler, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms" Ephesians 6:12

What do you look forward to most in the semester?
The end of the semester...

What are your personal goals for this semester?
More involved, better grades, be closer, listen more, etc

If you could be a bug, what kind would you be?
Arana Pollito. Seriously. watch this [Youtube] and this one's not even full grown!

Batman or Spiderman?
Let's see: a gymnast in tights or a highly trained, stealth super assassin in a high tech impenetrable supersuit? The Dark Knight is the sickest movie ever. Seriously.

Would you rather be steam-rolled feet first or put into a wood chipper feet first? Why?
Are those my only options?